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By friendaday, November 21, 2010 5:39 PM

No lists or hints this year are needed. As soon as your friend Joel took his shoes off, you knew exactly what to get him for Christmas this year.

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By friendaday, November 20, 2010 5:35 PM

Your friend Jerry’s old dog Rascal is showing him a thing or two. Rumor has it that he’s pretty tight with Santa Clause now and that Jerry has been a bad boy this year. Looks like a stocking filled with dog poo is in his near future!

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By friendaday, November 19, 2010 5:19 PM

The only ones that did not believe your friends Robbie and Devon’s scheme to make money were the ninjas themselves.  Proving yet again that you cannot trick a ninja but you can be quickly killed by one for mocking or blaming them.

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By friendaday, November 18, 2010 5:14 PM

When your friend Sasha took you to grandma’s house for dinner you couldn’t help but utter the words… “My, what big hands you have!”  And grandma then replied, “The better to choke you with.”  And then you were killed after the main course for not cleaning your plate.

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By friendaday, November 17, 2010 5:11 PM

Your friend Wendy has gone off the deep end, no more burgers and fries for her. A life of a pizza, bank robberies and drug dealing is ahead of her.

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By friendaday, November 16, 2010 3:30 PM

Your friend Sandra is truly enjoying her Route 44 drink, that is until she has to attempt to get out of the hammock once she needs to pee.

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By friendaday, November 15, 2010 3:20 PM

When it comes to your friend David it’s true what they say… pets really do look like their owner.

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By friendaday, November 14, 2010 1:08 PM

Your very panicked friend Kaela finally found her lost bloodhound, who’s butt collapsed on the pavement outside of their home. He did not make it very far in his attempt to run away from home to pursue a forbidden love relationship with the poodle that lives three doors down.

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By friendaday, November 13, 2010 1:07 PM

Your friend Jessica’s dog Chino has the kind of smile that makes you wonder what kind of toothpaste he uses. Not because his teeth are white but because he smiles like a retard and you want to make sure to never use the same toothpaste he does.

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By friendaday, November 12, 2010 9:57 PM

The second most fun thing about going over to your friend Lori’s house is taking embarrassing pictures of her narcoleptic dad Gary and posting them on Facebook.